wild thing

oh no please dont go we'll eat you up we love you so

icecreamvogue:

The Liz Lemon Eyeroll 

kaylapocalypse:

i don’t believe you

kaylapocalypse:

i don’t believe you

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

can someone please explain the air fresheners wtf

Posted 37 minutes ago With 58,247 notes

attackoftheelevatorbadgers:

elluvias:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT

The fact that reporting sexual harassment can damage your career is a problem, not a norm. Fuck this shit.

this was written by a woman literally wtf???????

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

what was tumblr even like before gifsets

Posted 46 minutes ago With 2 notes

acebunnie:

meeting people who like anime is either very good or very bad. 

Posted 48 minutes ago With 28,004 notes

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

Posted 50 minutes ago With 126,571 notes

“Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will”

Unknown (via chorall)

Posted 52 minutes ago With 62,533 notes

stagbeetleloveit:

pap pap
good creb

stagbeetleloveit:

pap pap

good creb

nakdoof:

"terra was just a traitor anyway she didnt care about the team"

"terra isnt as pretty as the other titan girls"

"ive hated terra since the beginning"

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Posted 57 minutes ago With 81 notes

fer1972:

3D Paper Patterns by Maud Vantours

kintergarden:

walking into the living room high as fuck

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Posted 1 hour ago With 17,333 notes